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Super Hans: Leave the naming to the baby mama, if I were you. That’s what I did.
Mark: You have… kids?
Super Hans: The twins… I’m always going on about my twins, aint I?
Mark: I don’t think you’ve ever previously mentioned “the twins”.
Super Hans: Course I have. The twins! The fuckin’ twins! I’m always on about them. I bloody love them two. Here, I’ve got them on my phone… oh, hold on, have I? Ohh I’ll never forgive Orange if they’ve wiped the twins… oh, that is - that is shitty, where are the bloody twins..? Great kids - bit lazy, bit on the lazy side, very rarely pick up the phone to their old man.
Mark: How old are they?
Super Hans: How old? Eeh, about 7 or 8? What’s “funf” in English?
Mark: Five.
Super Hans: They turned funf zwei years ago, so, what… pair of 8ers, I reckon. I bloody love them two…
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20, Irish, redhead.
Out of the ash I rise with my red hair, and eat men like air." -Sylvia Plath
This is where I say all the stuff no one else wants to listen to. You lucky things!
